I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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