Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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