My balls are so social today.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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