the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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