Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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