we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Randomize
