so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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