do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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