Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
