Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
operation harelip BJ is a go
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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