yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
