My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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