I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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