let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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