saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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