Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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