come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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