your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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