Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I love having hate sex.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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