Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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