Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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