Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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