JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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