i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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