I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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