So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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