My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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