i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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