somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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