i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
