yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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