so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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