What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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