Only a mothe r could love this liver
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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