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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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