and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Randomize
