i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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