he puts the penis in happiness.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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