This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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