Whod you bang
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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