We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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