Where did you get a picture of my penis
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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