I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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