Pappa wants mamma naked
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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