Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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