The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
