I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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