I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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