she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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