Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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